Political Obsession

20 Signs that show your Obsessed with Lebanese Politics.

1. You know every name of the 128 Mp's in Parliament.
2. You know how many were,are and will be pro-Syrian or anti-Syrian by January.
3. You know every color of every flag, every chant or every tune of every political party in the country.
4. You'd rather go to a demonstration then down to Gemmayze for a drink.
5. Your top 3 Favorite websites are Naharnet, Dailystar, and Tayyar.org.
6. Your favorite T.V show is Kalaam Il Naas.
7. You have Hassan Nasrallahs remixes blasting out of your car stereo and on your cell phone.
7. You actually know or care how old Michel Aoun is.
8. You are actually waiting for the Truth to be revealed.
9. You actually take the time to turn your T.V on and listen to Sleiman Franjieh.
10. Your lucky number is either 8 or 14.
11. You have a flag holder attached to your car window.
12. You think Walid Jumblatt has become a new-born Christian.
13. You start to think that Wiam Wahab is Syrias ambassador to Lebanon.
14. You can predict who Emile Lahouds daily visitors to Baabda will be; khazen, wahab or kanso.
15. You actually believe that Shebaa exists, or that anyone gives 2 shits about it.
16. You have participated in March 8, March 14, September 22, and December 1 and have no clue who's who
17. You watch the New tv news at 7:30, flip between Future and LBC at 8:00, tune to NBN during commercials and
actually retune your T.V signal to watch Al-manar at midnight.
18. You then download and rewatch what you missed online.
19. You dont know who the real Minister of Interior is: Ahmed Fatfat, Hasan Sebaa, or if that Ministry exists?
20. You actually think that Emile Lahoud is Lebanese.