The Duel of Dates

Why its Cooler to be with March 14 then March 8:

1. March 14 took the flaws of the March 8 protest and didnt repeat them.
2. March 14 wore fashionable scarfs in red and white, March 8 were looking for a fight
3. We have Loud- mouth know it all George Adwan, you have L.M.K.I.A Ibrahim Kenaan
4. We arent restricted to drinking bottled water with orange caps, but you are.
5. We had cool creative personalized posters, you had photocopied bundled handouts.
6. We did it in Martyrs square, you did it with Riyad el Solh?
7. We had the better downtown view of the city, you got the uptown boring view.
8. We used to meet in 5 star Bristol Hotel, you used to meet in Ain El Teenie?
9. We strive for Lebanese Independence, you strive for Syrian dependance.
10. We are supported by the World Community, G8, Nato, European Union, Commonwealth of
of Nations, Arab World and the United Nations, you are supported by Syria and Iran.
11. We had a million- plus pure Lebanese, you had a million plus the Syrians, Iranians, and
palestinians.
12. We have T.V stations such as LBC and Future, you have NBN and Al-Manar.
13. When we travel to NewYork or Paris we are sure to have a good time, when you travel to
Damascus and Tehran your lives are on the line.
14. We have the older wiser Samir Franjieh, you have the younger womanizer Sleiman Franjieh.
15. At March 14 we were covered by CNN and the world, At March 8 you were smothered and
literally unheard.
16. At March 14 we had camp freedom, at March 8 you had camp-Nasrallah lead them.
17. At March 14 we had the Lebanese forces, Future movement, and Socialist democratics,
At March 8 you had the Party of God, Party of Hope, and Syrian Socialists.
18. At March 14 we had Posture in Saad, Youth in Pierre, and Poetics in Gibran, At March 8 you
had anger in Hassan, failure in Najah, and flab in Wahab.
19. In Fuad Seniora we find a leader whos well- read , In Emile Lahoud you find a swimmer on a
tan bed.
20. At March 14 we support Lebanons national army, At March 8 you support Hizbullahs shiite
Resistance.
21. Fuad Seniora meets with Bush, Chirac, and Blair, Lahoud meets with...well, who cares?
22. March 14 includes all non-armed political parties, March 8 includes a 30,000 missle strong
Hizbullah.
23. At March 14 we all believe in one Lebanese state, At March 8 you are a state within a state.
24. At March 14 our flags have the Cedar tree, At March 8 your flags have a Klashnikov.
25. At March 14 our girls are attractive and hot, At March 8 your army of men are definately not.
26. At March 14 we lent out an honest helping hand, At March 8 you flaunted Syrian demands.
27. March 14 thanked Lebanons Rafiq Hariri, March 8 thanked Syrias Bashar Assad.
28. March 14 put on a World Wide Show, March 8 put on show to go.
29. At March 14 we believe in persistence, At March 8 you believe in resistance.
30. March 14 will pursue the Lebanese dream, March 8 will always be Syria's Bait.